definitely jennifer

it's always like this

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stop. it’s a mush, it’s a blob, and there’s a heartbeat. it could be an alien. i could be giving birth to a platypus. i have no idea, nor do i care, i just want it to be healthy.
and a girl.
on the sonogram (classic Bethenny episode, strong w/ one-liners)

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i never have really told Jason how badly i want a girl. i’d be happy if it’s a boy. it should just be healthy with 10 fingers and 10 toes.
and a vagina.
seriously, Love.

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i just urinated like i was at OTB and then these guys are in the pool and i’m like “dahling you couldn’t possibly”
stop.
stop.
i’m the biggest animal at my wedding but they’ll never know
Bethenny regarding the antics at her fun-filled wedding

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