it’s not hibachi

it’s teppanyaki.  

a hibachi is a little grill, not even the kind used at most Japanese food restaurants. teppanyaki is the style of cooking/food that you’re eating when you’re around a large flat grill and the chef is making onion volcanos and catching eggs in his hat.
it’s what you mean but it’s not what you’re saying.

it’s not your fault, Americans screw up everything. but now you know.