definitely jennifer

it's always like this

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poor little neighborhood kids

what my husband says each time i reach into the halloween candy bag for a treat.

i say screw that, those kids will get what i leave for them and then we’ll turn out the lights

  1. thegorydetails said: In our case, the kids are getting the Starbursts. I am eating the M&Ms and Snickers for breakfast. What? breastfeeding burns loads of calories so basically, I HAVE to eat candy for breakfast.
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