i said i was going to cut out swearing before i got pregnant…

i said i was going to cut out swearing before my baby was born…

i said i was going to cut out swearing before he reached 6 months…

i’m sure you can guess how that went and i’m pretty sure the next marker is going to slide right by too.

so i’m getting serious and i’m trying to figure out what words to use instead of my favorite curse words, of course i can’t do the ‘oh cheese and crackers’ junk because i’ll be half way into a swear before i catch myself so i need to come up with things that i can substitue after i’m already partially committed to the expletive.

i’m having a hard time with this… anyone have any go-to swear substitutes?