i’m a pregnant lady with lingering morning sickness and now a cold on top of that and all i wanted to do was watch the goddamned Today Show wedding this morning! F-U local news!

i’ve missed the entire thing because it’s RAINING! and we need to know all about THE WATER FALLING FROM THE SKY AND YOU SHOULD CARRY AN UMBRELLA!

and to top it all off they put up a TORNADO WARNING for my city for about 20 minutes and NEVER MENTIONED IT! WTF?! i was about to drag my dog and computer into the closet and spend my day there, and now the warning is just gone. was it just a joke? did it already roll through? WTF local news?! way to TOTALLY FUCK MY DAY.