July 2010
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A Letter
Dear Woman on my street with the silver minivan,
No need for the nasty looks. i looked left, i looked right, no cars coming. i slowly started backing out of my driveway and was intent on figuring out what the car in the driveway across from me was doing, i wanted to make sure we didn’t back into each other. once i figured out that he wasn’t moving i looked left, looked right, and...
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is it just me or does the new Guster song “Do you love me?” sound like it was created for/will end up in a movie?
just me?
doesn’t matter
still love it
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i have an obsession with one-piece bathing suits, much to the husbands dismay
unfortunately i buy them with complete disregard for the fact that my body is Not Built for one-pieces
my hips are 2 sizes bigger than my boobs and i have a short torso
i walk around with these leotards that hold my butt in and allow my hips to not be cracked to meet but the cups are so big up top that the straps are...
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what not to name your baby in 2010
the abbreviated version
Cullen
Piper
Miley
Sookie
Emma
Isla
Malia
Isabella
Jet
anything with an X
Lola
i like to think that i don’t know anyone who would ever do this… but then again people surprise you
“now we’ve got something to put in our Christmas letter”
– overheard on the news
people still do that?
i thought it was a fad.
get a blog already.
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Watchif you haven’t been watching all along but want to pick up this season this will get you well caught up in under 5 mins.
power is out at my main office
which means my VPN is down
can’t get into any work related emails, files, etc.
pool opens in 20 minutes.
coincidence?
i’m taking it as a sign
men tell all (and yet nothing at all)
am i the only one who noticed that Craig R was wearing a green silly band last night??
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am i the only one out there who does not find Leo DiCaprio or Brad Pitt “hot”?
they’re a little too feminine for me, their stature, their features. i dunno. this seems like a polarizing opinion.
it’s up there with my feeling that Angelina is not pretty. sure, she’s got a body but i find her face repellent.
going to pick up the dog from yet another ridiculously expensive procedure.
looking forward to high doggie though. he’s so much more entertaining when he’s on drugs. he’s very “is this real life?!”
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things that make you feel old
friends getting vasectomies
i mean, really? we’re already at that age? i get that some of us are Permanently done expanding our families but my reaction is to be all “but you’re so young, you might change your mind” but we’re not. i get it, but damn.
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CGPC3
i just received this discount code in a card that came with my order from CustomizedGirl.com
i was a little weary of what i’d be getting when i placed my order given their prices were so much lower than everyone else, but after i opened the package i was thrilled! it’s exactly what i was expecting and i got it for LESS THAN HALF of what i would have paid on the other sites i had...
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am i the only one watching BostonMed?
i freakin LOVE it. i could do without the bawl inducing moments but it’s still good.
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dailykayla replied to your post: why does my local weatherman keep making it sound…
I think we may here, in STL. Heat index up to 110-115, real temperature around 99. lol
yah, somehow they’re saying our temps are going to be about 105 and it will feel something like 120 (good lawd!)… they’re calling for RECORD BREAKING HEAT. i’ve never heard that before. it’s...
why does my local weatherman keep making it sound like we’re all going to die of heat by the end of the weekend??
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“10 Practical Rules for Dealing with the Borderline Personality
- If you...”
– Lemon Gloria: Rules for Crazy: A public service sort of post
one of my Bible Blogs that i read to retain my sanity… er, to realize that having opinions is actually normal and endearing
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i’m well aware that my Tumblr has become serious baby-fever overload and i’m killing you with the bird shit (haha)
sorry dudes
this is what my life is about right now. i’m very much a researcher before making any decisions and i’m using every moment before having a baby becomes a real thing to see what’s out there. because i have ZERO patience and once we’re...
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HELP
going to a Housewarming party for a male friend this weekend. need to figure out what to get a single dude in his late 30’s… Mike is no help as he can’t remember a single thing he wanted/needed/received when he bought his first house.
WTF do you get a dude for a housewarming gift?? i’ll take any ideas!
i no longer invest myself in the minds of single guys, so, what would...
last night
after i’m done cleaning the day off my face i crawl into bed and start watching whatever the husband has on TV
i said “is this Harry Potter?” “Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman” he answered
all i can tell you is it was all “what are we made of?” blah blah blah sciency nerdy shit blah blah blah “what are we made of?”
“cookie...
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Teen Mom
i finally caught up on Teen Mom (thank heavens for DVR) after being subjected to everyone’s recaps on Tumblr today.
and i agree with pretty much everyone
except why has no one commented on how much of a spoiled entitled brat Farrah is?! i mean she’s all “we need to figure out the living situation” talking to her crazy Mom and then she’s all bitchy when her Mom says...
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