May 2010
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How to make animal noises in different languages. →
sixstepfailure:
Very useful when traveling abroad.
bookmarking this for my trip. i would hate to make the donkey “heehaw” sound incorrectly in Japanese
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“Kate Moss said,”Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels”? She and...”
– Busy Philips via Twitter
i’m unclear on why they can’t just make the bras & underwear i love in bathing suit fabric.
i mean i have underwear that are so flattering and bras that actually make me look good and yet swimsuits tend to look like crap.
i spent a good 20 minutes looking at the undewear i was wearing yesterday wondering if i could get away with it at the pool.
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okay, i know i’m a year or so behind but we watched Up the other night
am i the only one who was sobbing 10 minutes in? and then again at the end through my tears i’m asking my husband “what kind of Disney movie is this? it’s so depressing”
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so reading some baby books, blogs, and what not and i come across the weekly updates. i get to 2 weeks and it talks about how the baby hasn’t been conceived yet…
so are we all perpetually 2 weeks pregnant?
because i’m going to tell people i’m 2 weeks pregnant every month now. it’s going to drive my mom insane. so excited.
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already daydreaming about it
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the bright side to future unemployment
summer. the pool is open. i live close to the beach. it would be dreadful to be unemployed in the winter
a clean house, laundry done, having a well walked dog and upping my cooking skills
all the possibilities of what the next step in my career will be
i actually think alot harder about starting my own business and what that entails
more time to go to the gym. instead of just doing Pilates i...
t-comm dinosaur
that’s me
my phone isn’t “smart”
i don’t text
i can’t email from my phone
it can take photos but i’m pretty sure i can’t send them anywhere but other phones
my phone is ancient. i love it. it does what i need - it makes phone calls.
i don’t have an iPod, i still use the hotmail account i created in HS, my husband only has an AOL account,...
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i got my husband to watch The Bachelorette with me last night thanks to the intro clips of Ali in skimpy stuff and rockin’ a serious 6-pack.
needless to say he was less than pleased when he realized those shots must have been taken when she started on The Bachelor as she’s not looking quite as fit these days.
p.s. already read the spoilers, i’m thinking i enjoy watching it more...
as they checked my dog in a got a clear look at the inside of his folder
and there it was
in neon print on a dark sticker
the words that i never thought would see and, well okay maybe i’d never given it any thought, but seeing these words relating to my precious puppy drove me nuts.
WILL BITE
it’s a lie. it’s not true. i swear he doesn’t bite. he may growl and even...
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and i am
selling my old SLR.
i know the mainstream doesn’t want film cameras anymore but surely photo experts still do. this camera was my baby. i spent the good portion of a lawsuit on it when it hit the market.
anyone interested?
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was it the Restoration Hardware patio furniture or...
out of touch
so i caught Mean Girls on tv over the weekend. it was good, i’d seen it once before.
but i had NO idea how many fans there were on Tumblr until watching it this time. i had no idea i’d been missing al the inside jokes. i mean i finally got jokes of people’s Tumblr names and the titles of their tumblog.
i’m assuming it’s a generational thing. because the movie is...
am i the only one who still uses the term “total phone”?
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i believe that Chick-Fil-A oreo milkshakes are better than Duchess strawberry ones.
a crime, i know.
but so delicious!
“flats are for quitters”
– 30 Rock
bye bye pills without creative names
i mean “FemCon”? really? that’s all you could come up with??
there are some pretty awesome things about being off my birth control:
i don’t feel like a slut ordering 3 packs at a time from my mail in pharmacy
not being so bitchy all the time, man i forgot what it was like
not crying all the time, i forgot how not crazy i am
a libido. wow, totally forgot what that one...
“I think we all - I think all of us - want to feel something that we’ve forgotten...”
– 13 Going On 30
(submitted by: Alanna)(via quote-book)
this is my guilty pleasure movie it makes me want to invite a bunch of 10year old girls over for a slumber party!
NOT in a creepy i need to tell all my neighbors i just moved into the neighborhood way
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“i would tranquilize the f*** out of some people”
– my husband, as we watched the show Hard Time and discussed that the COs should really get some tranquilizer dart guns like Animal Control
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just got an email from my old salon. first, it’s a great marketing ploy to push people to come in and get their haircut NOW. second, why not? they’re just going to throw the hair out, might as well try to save our sealife & ecosystem
Best Day of the Week
husband is stopping home for lunch
this NEVER happens
SO EXCITING!
“Sex & the City the movies serve only one purpose: Dress Porn. If Carrie is...”
– Four new sex and the city 2 clips 18may10
don’t care
still going to see it
i’m a girl
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so, basically, i'm screwed
i have no idea how i’m going to live through raising children
because they brought me this after an hour at the Animal Dermatologist’s office
and i BAWLED.
and yes, he’s as high as a kite right now
my poor baby
“i only have one more irresponsible purchase before our trip to Japan”
– i need this in writing so i can be held accountable… it’s worked before
p.s. that one thing is already planned, which means i need to stay out of the stores
p.p.s. and by “stores” i mean TJ Max/Marshalls/Homegoods
“If your kids are fighting in the backseat, is it wrong to make a hard turn so...”
– Tony Hawk via Twitter
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